The Grinch

n - A green martial artist responsible for the breaking of Joe Swanson's legs.

Ryan: How come the neighbor from Family Guy can't use his legs?

Mark: Didn't you see that episode in the first season? He tried to stop The Grinch from stealing Christmas from orphans, but ended up getting his ass whooped, and fell off a roof. You don't fuck with The Grinch.

by Urban Dictionarion February 12, 2012

The Grinch

You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.

"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"

"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.

by Johnny Ishkabibble March 23, 2009

The Grinch

Stealing a girls virginity unwillingly using Christmas Themed items.

"I raped that ho ho ho with some jingle bells."
"YOU GRINCH!"
"Don't make me give you The Grinch you next..."

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

The Grinch

A sexual act of stuffing a pine tree into the vagina or anus of another.

1. "Ill stuff up the tree" Ricky exclaimed, as he proceeded to wedge the large Christmas tree into his Melba's vagina, as if he was the Grinch himself.

by Oliver Dwyer April 7, 2008

grinche

the opposite of a smile

Yvonne: I think it's kind of weird that there isn't a word for the opposite of a smile. I'll call it a "grinche".

by poppop92 February 3, 2023

Grinch

The best fucking creature in all of fucking Whoville.

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- Grinch Harper

"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."

or

"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"

by grinchlover December 3, 2018

Grinched

When you come home, and all of your belongings are gone, even the light bulbs.

My ex wife grinched me

by mildot December 20, 2014