The Dirts

bad weed

Man This Shit Sucks Its The Dirts.

by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003

Right side of the dirt

Alive. Not dead and buried.

Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.

by Ebullient Gideon September 1, 2011

squirt the dirt

The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".

Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.

by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

in the dirt

in the grave or dead

I'm going to put this motherfucker in the dirt!

by Simmy Black April 27, 2014

dirtbiken the dirtstar

Having a slut or pornstar on her stomach while pulling her arms backwards. At this point she sprays dung out her dirtstar like a rooster tail from a muddy dirtbike

Adam Stevens was dirtbiken the dirtstar on Jays mom, it made quite a mess.

by DA bald bull December 16, 2008