The Chimpanzee

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.

Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane

by mypeenfat August 16, 2020

Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

The chimpanzee

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off

Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids

by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018

chimpanzeed

Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee

Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.

by Yyachub May 13, 2008

Chimpanzee

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.

A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.

See also, Bush, George W.

The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.

by jesster79 February 16, 2006

Chimpanzee

intransitive verb,a violent unprovoked response,to go all out ape shit on someone for no reason...

Dude, she just went all Chimpanzee on me....

by Sticky Monkey April 5, 2009

chimpanzee

Chimpanzee, often shortened to chimp, is the common name for the two extant species in the genus Pan. The better known chimpanzee is Pan troglodytes, the Common Chimpanzee, living primarily in West, and Central Africa. Its cousin, the Bonobo or "Pygmy Chimpanzee" as it is known archaically, Pan paniscus, is found in the forests of the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The Congo River forms the boundary between the two species.

Look, theres a Chimpanzee.

by TheGreenLing June 28, 2007