Texty testy

The act of sending a text to MPS or s/o using only your testicles.

Sarra and I were sexting last night and I sent her a texty testy

by rob2swag January 6, 2023

Testy Call

"testy call" is the female-abbreviated version of booty call which can also be the equivalent sentence of "getting the d" - a sentence generated to stabilize the man-to-female relationship and work as a stable pillar for equality.

"I'm totally going to invite the hot guy from the bar last week over for a Testy Call"

by Tiltical July 13, 2021

testy nesty

Meaning really tight shorts or pants on a male which hug and accentuate his man jobblers to the point which you are concerned they shall pop out. (Shout out to David Bowie in Labyrinth and, on occasion Jared Leto)

In a sentence: CJ, Josh, Patty, and Javondrellle all went to the gym in their testy nestys... They got the clap.

by Frodo Swaggins 9 April 21, 2015

Testy

Someone who is easy to set off or have very low amounts of patience. You could say something meant as a compliment and they'll flip out regardless.

Guy 1: Dude, ready the fuck up!
Guy 2: It's only been 5 seconds you testy fag.

by bumerhoomorr34 January 31, 2019

Testy

A slang nickname for an individual who has more than 2 testicles

*shouting at balled individual* "Hey Testy, what you up to tonight?"

by Christopher Ord December 6, 2006

testy twister

Much like a titty twister, a testy twister is when you twist someone's balls to prove your dominance

don't threaten my titties or I'll give you a testy twister

by mr twister phd May 29, 2019

Testy festy

A possible nickname for an orgy. Can also be used in a more formal way; testicle festival.

That party last night sure was a testy festy

by krusont September 28, 2021