Testlet

Used for males with low testosterone levels. Usually describes the typical westernized beta male, who's satisfied with playing videogames while his wife cucks him with some low IQ guy. Typical physical features are a weak jawline, height below 5'6", little to no notable muscle mass, small hands and an unkempt beard.

A: Look at Jebs jawline, it's almost invisible !
B: Jesus, his testosterone levels must be really low.
A: Yeah, what a Testlet !

by ShlomoShekelsteinberg November 19, 2019

testetuck

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.

Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive

by j.bligh October 29, 2008

teatlets

Small, gravity-defying breasts.

Kathy's slender body and gravity-defying teatlets make her look much younger than her 35 years.

by anonymouse0106 September 26, 2006

Testetrap

When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!

Gotta watch out for those testetraps.

by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

testette

a smaller petite version of a test that is more important than a quiz.

We will have a 'testette' next week in class.

Dont worry to much about this exam...it is more like a 'testette.'

by student in the middle row October 18, 2011

Textleting

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.

Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019

teatlet

A smaller than average teat.

Milk reservoirs that yield a frustratingly small volume of milk, or melk, even after a vigorous effort of sucking.

Goddam lookit them teatlets

Shit why won't these teatlets gimme mah melk

by rubiks19 June 28, 2010