TeleBooty

Showing off your booty on phone or social media.

She just sent me a telebooty and its awesome :)

by IRFK February 5, 2019

taebooty

The ass of (BTS's) Kim Taehyung, who turns every boy gay.

He wants the taebooty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by TaehyungsCenturyGirl July 13, 2017

thebootydiaries

A Tumblr blog famous for arguing with people who have missed her blatant jokes, which generally revolve around her purposefully toying with bad grammar, though one post that started arguments was a joke about heterosexual men, and some people thought the post was serious.

The most well known post is when she brags about having 7 "gfs," 9 abs, saw weed 3 times, etc. and people took it seriously, and now it is a common joke on her blog to refer to people as "sweaty," which is "sweetie" purposefully misspelled.

Have you seen the latest discourse on thebootydiaries?
Yeah, I can't believe those idiots think she's being serious!

by Popp2 October 3, 2016

taebooty

Jeon Jungkook's favorite meal

"Look, there's Jungkook eating the taebooty again."

by Penis Vagina May 14, 2019

telebrity

a celebrity that became famous only thanks to a television appearance. usually after a such show is over, these telebrities are forgotten.

- You'll never believe me this.. I met Josh today.
- What Josh?
- The one from last year's Big Brother.
- Oh, another telebrity.

by himynameismarek March 29, 2009

Telepootation

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

Telebortion

The art of giving and abortion whilst teleporting

Telebortion: Say u and ur girl find out she pregnant u just straight up telebort that baby outa ther

by Japoxfred November 26, 2020