Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.
Examples
Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?
Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"
Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?
Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"
by King of illy December 11, 2009
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UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
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• TableFuck
• tablesuck
• tacklefuck
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• Tabarfuck
• Taberfuck
• Taberfuckingnac
• tablejacking
Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.
by Dan Sanderson November 18, 2007
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Get the Telefucking mug.A french swear often used by franco-ontariens with parents of both french and english backgrounds.
A cross between "tabarnack" and "fuck"
A cross between "tabarnack" and "fuck"
by yeeya November 30, 2011
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This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...
This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...
Bob: Heille Roger, weren't you supposed to meet Linda at Club Super-sexe for lunch?
Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!
Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!
by Quebosh November 11, 2006
Get the Taberfuckingnac mug.When something goes extremely wrong. A combination of both Canadian official languages (English and French) with the two best curse words Canadians can use (Tabernac and Fuck). It can be used to describe a regrettable situation, a person, or when the opposing hockey team scores.
a) "Taberfuck!" cursed Sully after being shot down at the club again OR "What a taberfucked night!"
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled
by Whiskeyjack August 20, 2010
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