The Laundry

A dubious chore that most college students love to finish.

Specifically, occasions when one goes to clean their clothes with someone else and gets more than the wash done.

In general can be used for any type of hook up.

Dan: "Should I go hang out with Emily tonight?"
Gabe: "Yea man, she's down to do The Laundry!"
..
Maddy: "Do you know where Grace went last nightt?"
Krystal: "She ended up at Michael's"
Maddy: "Yeaah, I hope she got The Laundry done!"
..
Mary went to the frat quad to do The Laundry, and came back wearing clothes that were particularly clean, if you know what I mean.

by RVA403 October 18, 2010

mow the laundry

Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.

"say Magdalene, suppose it's time to mow the laundry? I can't get your door open."

by tchotchotch February 28, 2007

flip the laundry

Taking the dry laundry from the dryer and putting it in the laundry basket, and transfering the wet laundry from the washer to the dryer.

Hey, could you flip the laundry while your up, and I'll put a load in the wash.

by J.L.D.mcbutterpants August 22, 2008

Doing The Laundry

One girl pushes her anal prolapse into another girl's anal prolapse.

It looks like two pink socks that need washing. Are you dirty girls doing the laundry?

by WooRaaahLiviLaaah April 2, 2012

mow the laundry

When the massive pile of smelly stanky clothes on your floor begin to sprout new life forms, growing with neglect, getting so high they almost tickle your chin - and it's time to mow the laundry again.

Holla grrrl, you gotta mow the laundry again!

by MagicSparklyStarPenisCupcake July 30, 2016

doing the laundry

to do pervocatice and erotic things with ones partner/ spouse/ boyfriend or girlfriend.

Mom, dad, im going to go do the laundry. (as they think your going to do the laundry)

did you hear that she was doing the laundry with him all of saturday night

by [poopy seed] May 4, 2009

Dropped The Laundry

1) The act of being extremely enraged about an occurance, generally pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

2) The act of accidentally viewing something which the viewer was not necessarily meant to see, again, usually pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

1) Jack: Adam, why are you grounded?

Adam: My mom dropped the laundry when she found out about my poor grades.

2) Tom: Albert, why do you have that horrified look on your face?

Albert: Dude, I dropped the laundry on my mom and the milk man last night.

by Mr. Bearr February 15, 2010