Swerpes

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

by charles_on_a_horse March 20, 2011

Swerpes

A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.

"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"

by Captaingogog November 01, 2009

Swerp

"Swear on pappy Nicks grave"
you cannot lie on swerp

"Bro say swerp"
"swerppppp"
"no shit bro"

by avonworthhoe December 13, 2018

Swerp

Swerp is everything that is cool or fun or awesome in any way; often applied to music

Dude did you see that last band that played?
Yeah man that was totally swerp!!

by girismyspiritanimal August 06, 2011

Swerp

Stupid + Twerp

Man, Angie's ex is a massive swerp.

by OGWonderTwin January 09, 2019

swerp

1. A member of the Socialist Workers Party.
2. A Trotskyite in general.

"Sodding Swerps, never do anything but sell papers and create fronts!"

by K.R October 29, 2007

swerp

ice cube

swerp, clack, one in the tray other in the sand, (glass)

by noixz January 15, 2009