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The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.
Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!
by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004
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Swanson's dinner

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a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent
I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.
by Nick D February 27, 2003
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Swanson's disease

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A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
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Swanson's Doomp

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A fat dip of smokeless tobacco, any dip >1/3 of the can of deezy.
Yo dawg, I lost my can. Can I bum a Swanson's doomp?
by Vladomir69 November 6, 2012
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The Swanson’s

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A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!
Did you see the Swanson’s at the gym this morning? They were building muscle and their friendships!
by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020
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Ron Swanson Shot

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Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.
by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013
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Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.
Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.
by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016
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