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Subwoolfer

Most popular band in the whole galaxy, and it consists of 2 wolves(Keith and Jim) and an astronaut (David Jamal Astronaut - DJ Astronaut for short). They are the nicest wolves and astronaut, also, they can't speak english so they have a translator called Samantha. They won Eurovision with a song about grandmas and bananas. They also made new songs, with one of them being about peaches. They are 4.5 billion years old and live on the Moon, but are currently in Norway.
x: Hey! Did you hear about Subwoolfer?
y: Yes!! I love them so much
by poopoobabay July 12, 2022
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Subwoofer Crawl

A technique used to find the perfect spot in your room for full-sounding bass.
This technique is created by Gene DellaSala, president and Founder/Owner of Audioholics (an online A/V magazine)

The technique involves placing the subwoofer in the spot where you usually sit when watching movies or listening to music, and turning on a fairly bass-heavy test track. Then, crawling around on the floor while listening to where the bass sounds the best. Switching spots with your subwoofer—it should sound about the same.
Mark: I got my new sound system, but am confused where to place the subwoofer for the best sound.
Sami: Easy, do the subwoofer crawl and you will find out.
by postscripter February 25, 2011
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subwoofer

A type of speaker that reproduces the low-end of the audio spectrum.
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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subwoofers

shit that blasts bass in ur damn ear
he got some good ass subwoofers in his ride
by mark song August 14, 2006
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subwoofer

1. The best thing ever invented.

2. A speaker that varies in size usually from 8" to 32". The most popular size is 12". They are made to put out the low end of the audio spectrum. They make the low end a.k.a. bass more noticeable and louder and smoother. Playing them loudly is also known as subwoofing, and if your not careful about where you do it, it will make other people mad. Subwoofer's are a great way to attract someone's attention, but just keep in mind thats not always a good thing.
I had my subwoofers working hard to get this girls attention, but at the same time I attracted someone else's attention and it was only a few seconds before I saw the blueberry's and cherry's in my rear view mirrior.
by da woofer April 9, 2011
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Man's attempt to give a machine sexual organs.
1) I really wish I could have intercourse with my subwoofer.
2) By the way she was acting last night, you could have sworn she'd want to sleep with that subwoofer.
3) Guy 1: "He's in-love with his car."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I bet if he could he'd do it with his subwoofer."
by eggsdom December 28, 2010
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subwoofer

A Loud-speaker that has a sufficent rangde from 10 Hz to about 500 Hz. They can range in size from 4" to 34". They can range in price from $100 to over $2000. They can be used as part of a home theater system(usually the ".1" in the 5.1 or 9.1)
or they can be used for sound quality or SPL(Sound Pressure Level) Competitions. If
properly amplified with enough power, they can reach 177.0 Db!
I've got a 12" and a 15" Sub hooked up to a PA Amplifier in the house, im hitting about 133.2 Dbs

Yay-yayeeee!
by The BIZ May 13, 2005
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