Stridering

Drinking alone in the darkest corner of the bar, like Aragorn at The Prancing Pony.

Look at that antisocial motherfucker just stridering over there.

by MalakaiUndying November 28, 2020

stradeling

Your leg is one side and your other leg is one the other side or him ... so a leg on each side of him, Like riding him like a horse.

I love stradeling her, its like a whole new horse ride

by nicolemichael January 13, 2008

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

strudeling

To cum on a girl's stomach making designs like you would on a toaster strudel.

I was strudeling on her stomach and she got mad because part of the design got on her shirt.

by JulieP May 9, 2006

Stridding

when your stridding your like riding high and you don't care about nothing but yet your the one with all the fame and everything and your the true nigguh who everyone knows and even though you don't act like the big show people just know who you are and what you do.

Nigguh I'm Stridding. high.

Dude1: "yo do you know who Steph is?"

Dude2: "ya man shes stridding to the big top."

Dude1: "yo i know, man she don't even care who she is."

by x3stepx3 July 9, 2010

Spidering

Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.

At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'

Spidering

Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!

by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010

spidering

When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.

Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.

by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008