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Squeezies

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A hilariously sexual sounding word, that can be used in place of blowjob, footjob, canoodling, muff butt willies, or rimmy. No singular form can be made. And Definently not a hug stop foolin.
Negotiator: what are your demands?
Jamaal: I want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. I want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.
by 2HitlersLolzing@aJew February 3, 2013
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"lets bet on this game for some SQUEEZIES"

"ide never pay 40 SQUEEZIES for that piece of crap!"
by Chris Adamski May 8, 2008
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Squeezies

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Very attractive younger girls that you just want to squeeze. (indicated by making a squeezing motion with one hand, or both if necessary.)
Wow, look at those young squeezies over there, would I wouldn't give to squeeze them a little bit. (squeezing motion with the hand)
by JohnnyB88 March 17, 2007
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Squeeze Burger

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An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.
"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."
by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020
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Squeezing toothpaste

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When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.
by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021
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An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"
by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023
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