Slurging

Slurging is procrastinating by using Facebook. Happens to the best of us.

I was hardcore slurging last night, I did none of my homework.
procrastination facebook

by Cat Daddy9 June 11, 2011

slurged

when a person/people drink excessively.

"My mate got well slurged yesterday"

by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017

Slurge

The grease puddle left over on your breakfast plate after eating. Is usually composed of bacon fat, yolk, toast sweat and whatever combination of hot sauces and ketchup you use.

Most often occurs in inexpensive diners.

Wow, that slurge puddle is epic. Give me your toast, I want to soak that bad boy up.

by BreakfastConnoisseur June 20, 2010

slurge

A thick mixture of lotion and spit, it makes it hard for a person to masterbate fast.

Yesterday I masterbated with my moms new lotion, but it caused a alot of slurge and made it hard for me to cum fast.

by Jon Hubbard August 19, 2007

slurg

a governmental senior level review group usually made up of people who already think alike. "group think" is the result, but when a slurg treatise is printed it becomes a flag that many pols salute.

It's not just the Republicans that use a slurg to justify their course of action. Shit, all major parties do it. Maybe Nader is right. We need to rethink the whole damn political process.

by dp916 August 26, 2005

Slurge

When you are coming but it so thick that it just slide down you shaft.

I havent masturbated

in a while but when i did boy was that slurge slow.

by Raimboe September 13, 2017

slurg

A portmanteau of the words "slut" "thug" and "lurker".

Dan is such a slurg.

by Thuglife Tell 'Em December 22, 2009