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Slippery Slapper

The proccess of slapping one's penis on another person's body after dousing them in urine.
friend: "Did you hear wendy's into Slippery Slappers?"
other friend: "Wow I didn't know she was that kinky!"
by zoom-uwu April 15, 2020
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slippery slappers

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers
"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden
by Slappery slippers August 31, 2010
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Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
by The_see-er September 7, 2021
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Slippery-slope slippery slope

A slippery slope is the perceived danger of a "bad" behavior or situation easily degrading into an even worse behavior or situation, resulting in a downward spiral.

Declaring that something leads to a slippery slope is a common tactic in fearmongering.

Following this definition, a "slippery-slope slippery slope" is a situation in which people accept baseless slippery-slope arguments too readily. This leads to the inevitable acceptance of dangerously ridiculous slippery-slope arguments.
"...but once you give a pass to seemingly reasonable evidence-free slippery-slope arguments, you end up with people arguing that state-subsidised health insurance leads to death panels. It's a slippery-slope slippery slope!"
- M.S.
"No, you can't have that stuff, it's junk"
The Economist
Nov 5th 2010
by Kurishae November 14, 2010
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slippery

(adj) Used to describe a person who seems to have some type of sixth sense when it comes to not getting caught up in some illegal and/or immoral deeds. Very difficult, hard, and/or burdensome to catch, if at all; very slick, clever, and/or cunning.
Jerry was the most slippery son of a bitch in the neighborhood. When the police raided the pool hall last Friday everyone in that mother fucker was arrested and went to jail. Everyone that is except Jerry's slippery ass, mother fucker's charmed I tell you.
by Nikki Stixx March 1, 2020
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Slippery Pants

Originated in TheRunawayGuys Mario Party 5 - Pirate Dream Part 2

It is like a slippery slope, but with pants, referring to a person with a high likelihood of saying something that sounds unintentionally sexual.
Did you actually just say you want to 'do Daisy on hard?' God you have slippery pants.
by tordenofitami November 14, 2017
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Slippery V

A womens vagina completely soaked, a squirting female orgasm, a "party girl" who could be here and gone in the blink of the eye, a cum filled vagina/creampie
1: Dude when I was eating her out it was defiantly considered dining at the Slippery V 2: Man I couldn't believe how hard she came and then she pulled a Slippery V and completely soaked the sheets! 3: Friend #1 "hey man wheres that smoken hot horn dog girl you've been talkin to?" Friend #2 "shit bro she pulled a Slippery V on me out of nowhere". #3 bro now that I'm fixed I'm able to give my girl a Slippery V every time I get off, for christ sake it leaks out of her the next day!
by Dr.JK October 17, 2013
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