Shmelt

A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.

Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.

by haha_you're_a_turtle December 22, 2008

shmelt

a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey

Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.

by Frank DiMaria December 11, 2007

shmelting

The melting feeling you get when you are under the influence of marijuana.

Look at him over there shmelting away.

by Better than you school since 1855. September 10, 2006

shmelt

A burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.

A sigh of pain. Usually spoken with a german infuence.

Oh god! My shlong has been shmelted

I just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!

by Hiffhin November 29, 2007

shmelt

Grade nines/freshman,

Friend 1 " dude look at all the shmelts!". Friend 2 " ha, they're so lame."

by just another shmelt September 11, 2011

shmelt

Little girls that dont know their place in life

Alex is a shmelt. She need to learn her place in life.

by Bthompson8 October 23, 2009

Shmelt Melt

a term used to make fun of a rookie, or person who is new and/or should be treaded like a rookie. An Object that newbies can obtain.

hey wanna go to arbys and you can get a shmelt melt

by mets47 October 29, 2010