Sean Connery Syndrome

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.

Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.

by clevername July 19, 2018

Sean Connery slap

A form of bitch slap performed on a person (usually a women) to keep them in line and let them know who's in charge.

"my women was giving me shit last night so i gave her a sean connery slap"

by pimp daddy brown April 5, 2005

sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

by Ben September 1, 2003

Sean Connery

Scottish actor who's now old, but still gets some. Best known for playing James Bond in a shitload of James Bond movies, Jim Malone in The Untouchables, Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and several other flicks. There's also a good chance he was with your mother at least once.

Sean Connery thinks you're a fucking idiot.

by Liberty Valance October 4, 2008

sean connery

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

by Jebus September 9, 2003

Sean Connery

1. An award-winning Scottish actor known for playing a variety of roles, including originating James Bond in the seminal film Doctor No.

2. A character on Saturday Night Live who, during the Celebrity Jeopardy segments, routinely mocks Alex Trebek and makes several jokes about his mother and her sexual habits. Also known for defacing the playing board and intentionally misreading the categories.

1. "Have you seen Sean Connery's latest film?"

"Dude, he's been retired for like ten years."

2. Sean Connery: "I'll take The Rapists for 800"

Alex Trebek: "That says 'Therapists'!"

by The Man Down the Way August 13, 2011

sean connery

1). The original actor for James Bond
2). Responsible for saying "You're the man now dog!" and the basis for joke websites called ytmnds.
3). Is obssesed with Anal Bum Cover, Whore Seamen, and The Rapists. Loves Alex Trebek's Mom.

Mr. Sean Connery will you please shut up and get on with the game.

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005