Scuffles

Sexy shoes

Hey baby, put your scuffles on and get in here.

by Jeffery Turbo December 3, 2019

Scuffles

To get into a fight or fights

Back in my day I got into scuffles all the time. "OK granny kryzl, whatever you say"

by Narcissistic Ninetails September 26, 2025

scuffle hoe

A girl that is incredibly friendly and flirty with multiple guys, leading them to believe they have a chance of dating her. The girl actually never intends to date them and the guys never had a chance. She may do this purposefully for her own amusement, or unintentionally.

She is such a scuffle hoe. How do all those guys not realize that she is just playing them!?

by ryanfox December 25, 2010

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

scuffle

Noun; A physical confrontation; A fight.
Verb; To fight.

Next time I see Donnie, I'm going to scuffle his ass.

by Bill Atwell March 4, 2004

Scuffler

A person who is hard to get a grip on while fighting. They constantly spaz out and you can't get a good grip to beat the $#!+ out of them.

Guy:"You ain't tryna fight this dude are you? He'll kill you!"
Dude:"Pshh man, I'm an expert scuffler."

by Bluntman187 April 12, 2010