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colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
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Sander stokke

sander stokke is a nigga sucking whore. He likes both girls and trans. He sucks penis and boobs. He lives in Norway (Vestilgveien 50)
That whore is named Sander Stokke.
by OPS RR March 7, 2022
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Sender's Remorse

The emotion experienced when one immediatley regrets sending an Instant Message (IM) Usually in reference to ex-girlfriend/boyfriend or annoying friend. Usually happens when the sender is short on sleep or has succumbed to their emotional instability.
I just sent an Instant Message to an ex-girlfriend in hopes of repairing a friendship, but now I realize that having done so will probably make the situation worse and
by Nick Samuelson April 6, 2005
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Sender's Remorse

The feeling you get almost immediately after you have responded to an email or text, that caused you to become irate.
I replied to my manager telling her she's being insubordinate. Damn, I think I'm having sender's remorse, hope I don't get fired...
by kikcrs February 24, 2010
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sander solem

Someone thats part of the Sållem mafia
I cant come to school today because Sander Solem gave me orders by his mafia
by Lord of the sun July 7, 2021
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To Sander

To waste, not finish, or no take advantage of an opportunity.
When someone leaves the last little bit in a beer-"Hey, are you going to sander that beer?"
by 961 May 12, 2007
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Sander Gausvik Heskestad

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is the inventor of philosophy, and is famous all around the world
Sander Gausvik Heskestad is our saviour
by theflying_egg September 18, 2020
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