SacraMentos

A fresh, minty replacement for the bread used in a child’s Communion ceremony.

“The children looked forward to their Communion ritual because they loved receiving the SacraMentos”

by DPScherer November 1, 2023

Sacrament hoe

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.

Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Sacramento Squeeze

During a Sacramento Slingshot, a bonus release of load is achieved by a firm yet grasp of the Deez Nuts, yielding in some cases up to 30% more cum juice onto her face/lips/eyeballs/forehead.

With her upcoming Body Building Competition, Francene decided the Sacramento Squeeze would be required to achieve her nutritional goals.

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

Sacramentopiece

Sacramentopiece can be used interchangeably with masterpiece. It is preferably used to refer to truly unique and remarkable nouns.

"Your paintings are such art. Everything you make is truly a sacramentopiece !"

by Moon's unnecessary definitions May 13, 2021

Sacramento willy

Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.

EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.

EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.

by ---Lil' B--- September 18, 2014

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Sacramento Treat

Sacramento treat - (Miller High Life, ice, lemon)

It sure is hot outside. I think I'll make myself a Sacramento Treat and cool down

by bugbiteme April 4, 2007