SMK

Swallow my kids

Girl quit playing SMK

by Mallytank131 August 7, 2019

SMK

Shit my knickers. Used in the place of OMG or when something is so funny you happen to shit yourself.

Please arise for the pimp hand strong prayer. "Dear Lord, please make me pimp hand strong so I can teach this bitch ass ho some respect. Amen."

SMK ROFLCOPTER! XD

by SkyeWhatsernamePimpHandStrong August 18, 2011

SMK

Shorthand for a game played with women. Consists of getting a Blowjob and inturn having her swallow you semen, which explains the name of the game.

SMK = Swallow My Kids

Hey, want to play a nice game of SMK?

by Absolute Shadows December 22, 2006

SMK

(smacking my knee) you say this when you think something is funny

omg that is suppper funnny i am smking !!

by cheeseandcrackers85 April 9, 2011

SMK

-When laughing so hard you slap you knee.
-Another form of LOL

SMK, that is so funny.
(Slap My Knee)

by DDRA87 September 8, 2010

SMK

SAN MARINO KILLERS!
SP baby! <3 South Pasadena

SMK all the way!

by <3 SPHS November 10, 2010

SMK

Software MacKiev company - the largest company in the world porting Windows brends to Macintosh platform. Also develops and publishes several it's own products.

Wow! SMK's World Book is so splendid!

by Shyssiryxius July 10, 2007