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simese

The language that people on the Sims(EA Game) speak to eachother, that sounds a lot like gibberish, but its not. People who are obsessed with the sims, usually know how to speak some of this simple yet complicated language.
She was addicted to the Sims 3, therefore she fluently spoke simese!
by simsaddict1595 December 29, 2010
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Siamese Suck Off

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.
My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.
by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012
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Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.
Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel
by Toby.H May 7, 2017
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Siamese twins

Two men who share the same month they both last had sex.
Josh: When have you last had sex
Paul: August bro
Josh: Guess what bro
Paul: What
Josh: August was the last month I had sex!
Paul: ayyeee let’s go
Josh: There should be some sort of name for this type of thing
Paul: Yea totally we should call it being siamese twins on dead dogs
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Sinesed

Being busted by/taken down by Gary Sinese's character, Mac Taylor, on CSI: NY.
"Did you watch CSI: New York last night?"
-"Yeah dude, that guy thought he was going to get away, but he got totally Sinesed!"
by twomintomid February 22, 2009
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Siamese dream

A rock Album by the Smashing Pumpkins. Often hailed as their best work. Released in 1993 on CD and LP. It was recorded in Triclops sound studios in Atlanta, ga and produced By Butch Vig and Billy Corgan. A truly kick-arse album
Track Listing
1. Cherub Rock
2. Quiet
3. Today
4. Hummer
5. Rocket
6. Disarm
7. Soma
8. Geek U.S.A.
9. Mayonaise
10. Spaceboy
11. Silverfuck
12. Sweet Sweet
13. Luna
by Burgerking May 6, 2006
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Siamese Cat

The Siamese cat exists at the top of the hierarchy of the feline world with respect to beauty, grace, loyalty and intelligence. It's sapphire-blue eyes are a one-way mirror to it's soul, allowing him to see us, but us not him. His loyalty is unparalleled, his love has no limits. He waits, for what we are not sure.
There is no better friend, or perhaps no worse enemy, than a Siamese cat. His powers of discrimination are keen. He knows you better than you do.
by Rod C. Venger February 26, 2006
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