SHASSED

The ultimate level of being ASSED. This just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. The only way you can describe it is by saying that you're SHASSED. Its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected "Tucker Max Drunk" and ASSED combined. Not many people can get SHASSED and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. There really is no cumparison. Ill leave it at that.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.

"WARNING: DO NOT GET SHASSED AND GO OUT IN THE SNOWY WOODS ALONE AT NIGHT. IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's SHASSED and they probably would do it anyway

"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"

"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"

"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"

by SASsed January 18, 2010

Sassed

Used as an Adjective to describe the behavior & demeanor of someone who was, or intends to be, critical of another in a playful manner.

Biting and witty behavior of someone responding to mistakes and poor judgement of another. I

His comment was ill timed and poorly reasoned, thus, he should prepare to be sassed forthwith

He is often sassed for his foolishness by his girlfriend

by MDAinspired June 14, 2021

Shasted

To be royally screwed out of something important, or something not so important.

1. "Damn, I've been shasted again!"

by Matt Devore November 12, 2005

Sassed

To "sass"
To be unecessarily cheeky or rude

Person 1: "Who am I speaking to?"
Person 2:"Who do you THINK you're speaking to?"
Person 3: "Ooh you just got sassed!"

by SianMP November 26, 2009

fit shased

to the point of total intoxication, you say everything backwards and slurr your words. almost like being shit faced but drunker!

"OMG Missy, i am so fucking fit shased, I think I may piss myself"

by Punkie December 6, 2006

Shassted

To get Shassted aka fucked up similar to that of making yourself look like one or any combination of an ass, cunt, or shat; similar to that of being a dick or douchebag via liquor and/ or alcohol and occasionally meth

Dude I got so Shassted last night

by Marcelous Wallace June 22, 2011

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009