Sewered

To metaphorically throw someone under the bus(screw them over).

Johnny sewered jessica with the divorce

by Dirtydan1516 May 16, 2018

Sewered

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

by the product August 14, 2005

Sewered

Drunk/stoned, Angry, Confused, or any other state of being that's compairable to how you'd feel if you suddenly found yourself in a sewer.

drunk: "Man, I got so sewered last night, I have no idea where my shoes are."

angry: "That drive's left me so fucking sewered!"

Confused: "wait... I'm sewered... what the fuck are you talking about?"

by findityerself May 20, 2007

severed hand fetish

Severed hand fetish. A person who has severed hand fetish likes to cut off hands and act as like they are people.

Killer queen has already touched the doorknob. Kira yoshikage has a severed hand fetish.

by refrigerator 23 May 17, 2020

Skewered

Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."

by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014

severed savior

A brutal/technical death metal band from California. Their masterpiece "Brutality Is Law" is a legendary album in the world of underground brutal death metal

Severed Savior is the most brutal band I know!

by Hellhammer November 12, 2006

severed

v. tr.

1. To set or keep apart; divide or separate.
2. To cut off (a part) from a whole.
3. To break up (a relationship, for example);

" I severed ties with my former wwife, due to her interests in comitting adultery. "

by Alexandra* September 28, 2005