Riding Dirty

Walking around in public after shitting your pants.

"Is it just me or does this Apple store smell like shit?"
"I smell it too. Someone in here must be riding dirty."

by 808_anonymous April 4, 2012

Riding Dirty

Wearing underwear with skid marks on them

Chris- " Rachel dumped Matt!"
Brad- "Why? Was he riding dirty?"
Chris- "Yes"

by thenuggetbaby January 17, 2015

Riding Dirty

When the length of a male's pubic hair surpasses the length of said male's penis.

"Hey man, do you think Charles is riding dirty?"

by Rotag McNeily August 31, 2006

Riding Dirty

Having anal sex. Riding dirty refers to having anal sex or anal intercourse, usually without a condom.

My gal loves me riding dirty.

by Bill Alan August 15, 2006

Riding Dirty

1. When you drive a car or motor cycle without being:
A. licensed
B. Insured
C. Registered

Or being drunk,having drugs, guns, a prostitute or ugly woman/man in car.

2. Having sex with a woman/man who has bad hygene or has had a lot of sex partners.

1. Damn! Bryan got caught riding dirty by the popo after that huge kegger!

2. I was horny so just decided to ride dirty with Tony for a while.

by People Watchers April 28, 2014

Riding Dirty

When you in a car and you just banging out whatever makes you that dough(money)

I can't be stopped today im just riding dirty getting the deal done son...

by RichieRooRoo January 15, 2011

Riding Dirty

V.
Galavanting about the beautiful countryside while having feces residing in one's own undergarments.

Eg1:
"what did i tell you about riding dirty in this household young man, I taught you better than that."
Eg2:

"Dude, this chick and I were totally making out, then i found out she was riding dirty. I left."

by The Ryder July 6, 2006