Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.

Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!

by Joe Is The Name December 15, 2019

Reid's Moustache

An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.

BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!

BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.

BOY 1: Dude.

by JustMeGirl October 23, 2011

Reid's Mom

The village bicycle. Of the world.

Friend A - Last night I totally scored with Reid's Mom.
Friend B - Me too!
Friend C - Me three!
....
Friend Z - Me twenty-six!

by ibakedanicecheesecassette October 12, 2011

Tara Reid's gift to the world

A gift of beauty when she let show show one absolutly georgeous breast in all her glorie.

I was lucky enough to see Tara reid's gift to the world.

by Deep blue 2012 July 23, 2010

Reid smith

A person (usually a teacher) that resembles a pig. The gender queer teacher is usually stuck up and selfish. A recent study shows that she may take your fidget spinner.

I heard that pig Reid Smith stole Noah's fidget spinner

by FerdHate May 27, 2017

Spencer Reid Supremacy

A fictional character on criminal minds who is superior compared to the rest.

Katie: I believe in Spencer Reid supremacy!

Kiona: you have a obsession with him-

by spencerreidsimp May 8, 2021

Reid Stellar

Better than Edward Cullen. Defintely. Edward Cullen is gay and old fashioned, and Reid is COOL.

Fangirl: "You heard of Edward Cullen?"
Nonfan: "Yeah, but he's so not like Reid Stellar."
Fangirl: *aims blow at nonfan*
Nonfan: "Die bitch." *shoots*

by betterthanEDWARD February 6, 2010