Reding

A male that masterbates with the sole intention of ejaculating and hiding his own chil with said Jizz.

Hey look at that guy, either he pulled a reding or he has mayonnaise on his chin!

by The cocks August 3, 2022

Reding

A male that masturbates with the only intention to ejaculate and hit himself in his Own chin with his semen.

Check that guy out over there. Either he has mayonnaise on his chin, ore he pulled a reding on himself.

by The cocks July 19, 2022

Remington Leith

The most sexiest vampire looking man ever.
His makeup is better than mine.

He is so hot, you can burn yourself if you touch him.

Another name for Remington Leith?
Sexy vampire

by Mikey_isn't_fucking_ready August 10, 2018

Riding the Wake

To immediately follow an ambulance or another emergency vehicle while cars are pulled over to let it pass

I made it to work in record time riding the wake of an ambulance

by Tapirokapi December 10, 2013

Riding the Pine

In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.

Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 23, 2017

reading slump

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

Riding the Flamingo

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.

I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

by Jizz Maestro October 1, 2017