Rectole

The smelly sweaty substance found between the ass crack.

"God damn man, my crack is full of Rectole after work."

by DeadlySphinx March 26, 2008

cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010

John Crispin Restoles

A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.

Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!

by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019

rectocephaly

(noun) a true butthead; condition of having your head up your own ass, as if you are so stupid or self conceited that it seems you were born that way; a person who's head is up his/her own ass

President George W. Bush suffered from rectocephaly. That's the only way to explain his foriegn policy.

Pull your head out, man! Stop being so rectocephalic!

by woundedtiger April 2, 2010

rectalectomy

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.

If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)

by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016

rectology

1) The act or study of rectum thrashing with a large penis or tool.

2) The stretching of a woman's anal cavity by a well endowed plummer.

3) The term used to describe ass pounding and/or cornholing.

4) The study of hemmoroid re-insertion.

Yo man, I heard that you were studying rectology at my old college, F.U.

Damn Luke, you just schooled that hoe like a professional rectologist!

My friend Berto is a plumber, however as a side job he is a freelance rectologist. He loves cleaning all sorts of pipes.

by Berto March 9, 2006

Retolerance

the acquisition of patience for the mentally-incapacitated, often obtained through years of retarded interaction.

"Dude, this retard came in to my work today and would not shut up about bananas, but, i held my temper...that was some serious retolerance on my part."

by sideshowsteve April 1, 2009