rapid shartation

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

rapid swipe growth

when swiping on a dating app a persons photos clearly show rapid growth in age and weight.

“don’t ever like the first photo on a profile when you are swiping or you might miss the rapid swipe growth effect”

by yamazar January 2, 2022

Rapid sort

The Rapid sort or Instant sort (name of hardware version) is a sorting algorithm in which data is used to address the contents of an indexed array and the contents then incremented. The counts are then read from each location in sequential order by incrementing the index and printing the index the same number of times as the content values. Sorting is therefore transparent, automatic and instantaneous.

DIM a(9999999)
'--- Beginning of first "pass" ---------
FOR I=1 TO 100
n=INT(4*RND)
a(n)=a(n)+1
NEXT I
'--- Beginning of second "pass" --------
FOR I=0 TO 9999999
DO
if a(I)>0 then PRINT I
a(I)=a(I)-1
LOOP UNTIL a(I)=0
NEXT I
END

I used the Rapid sort to put my phone numbers in numerical order.

by Patrick Eberhart June 11, 2006

Rapid Shelling

when a man has sex with a woman and releases his fluid. then takes it out and another man puts his shell (penis) into her and unloads in his fluid. this is supposed to happen many times.

i had a rapid shelling and it was alsome

by Mrr. Friend October 8, 2010

rapid snapping turtle syndrome

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA

"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

by bruce springsteeeeen December 23, 2007

rapid animal sex

to fuck violently and at an excessive rate, ie as if you were a cheetah.

whats up my dude i had some fucking dank rapid animal sex with slime tony last night

by ragingerecshun69 November 28, 2015

rapid deceleration syndrome

(abbreviated to RDS)

Term for the effects of travelling at great speed and then hitting an immovable object... such as cuts, bruises, broken limbs, paralysis or death.

Originally military slang, but now used by other groups, for example:
Rock climbers: The effects of falling from a great height.
Cyclists: The effects of misjudging a corner and hitting a wall straight on.

Severe Rapid Deceleration Syndrome or SRDS usually refers to death.

"Is Mike out climbing today?"
"No he took a whipper yesterday, and he's at home recovering from a case of rapid deceleration syndrome"

"I need the day off work to go to a friends funeral - he caught a fatal case of RDS while out biking the other day"

by Jimmy1 January 22, 2007