An amazingly cool, devilishly handsome
guy who knows how to climb, surf, and skate in style. Has a chiseled jaw and hair so perfect, it must have been
cut while he traveled across
India on a mission trip. He likes to rock a black and
pink jazzersize tank while doing awesome things like eating octupi babies, dancing around the kitchen, and rapping
8-bit (he only lets his favorite people hear him). Sometimes he throws a scarf around his head to disguise himself as a ninja to keep the ladies from swarming him (smart idea). Jesus is his homeboy.