quoting

That stage where you're not quite dating but you're more than friends. If you were to say you were either dating or friends, you would use finger quotes and therefore, you are quoting.

Are you and Tom dating, you've been hanging out a lot lately.
No, we're just quoting.

by Jessie Alexander November 24, 2007

meme quoting

The act of telling a joke, and pretending it is yours even though it is actually from a meme.

Dick: oh just tell the cops YOLO, I'm sure they'll understand
John: stop meme quoting, Dick, everyone's seen that one.

by J-mo January 19, 2014

quofing

The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quotin’ Country Couple

This is the kind of couple that has that y’all and southern drawl. This couple can have conversations off of country song quotes and porch sittin’.

Betsy: Hey Bo?
Bo: Yes Hun?
Betsy: We are a Quotin’ Country Couple

by Kayley’s Enemy August 6, 2019

Quosting

1.The most epic technique of posting in a forum.
2.Conversing in a online forum, heavily quoting prior grade A posts, and ignoring any theme or continuity of the thread.
3.Quote-posting
charlietown: oh lol

charlietown:what is quosting?
suckaemcees:the most epic posting technique ever
The-Mo:(Quote)Originally posted by suckaemcees: the most epic posting technique ever
bhwb:(Quote)Originally posted by The-Mo:(Quote)Originally posted by suckaemcees: the most epic posting technique ever
charlietown:oh lol
bhwb:(Quote)Originally posted by

by suckaemcees December 9, 2008

Quotigo

Everything, but Nothing.

"What your view of these tragic events?" "It's all very Quotigo."

"That pie was Quotigo!"

"Have you joined the Quotigo group on Facebook yet?"

by Predator40k March 15, 2010

Tetek quotting

When you bodoh and jealous, you quote retweet saying something really stupid to someone actually stating facts

Eren on twitter: damn, im so hot
Jamban’s qrt: no youre not you ugly mf

Armin: look, Jamban’s tetek quotting again.

Eren: haha let him be.

by eren oppa nomu sexy January 12, 2021