Quentus

Quentus ist eine Vereinigung im Süden Baden-Württemberg. Ihr Motto ist Quentus without Talentes das besagt, dass alle wie sie sich nennen Quentussen in allem möglichst schlecht sein müssen beispielsweise: die jüngeren Mitglieder dieser "Sekte" zum Beispiel loosen in der Schule absichtlich ab und die älteren arbeiten solange kaum bis garnicht bis sie durch ihr geringes einkommen "Endich" dazu gezwungen sind bei dem unterkomplexen Baumschüler Mika Brossma arbeiten zu "dürfen".

Quentus ist dumm.
Quentussen sind dumm.

by schneilu May 6, 2022

Quantus theory

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

by Pedrosa von Beagle August 7, 2006

Quintus

Latin for the number five. Literal definition is "the fifth". Usually associated in modern age as a name.

Person1: I have Quintus books
Person2: The fuck is a Quintus?
Person1: It means five retard.

by Thelawyerfrombettercallsaul April 23, 2023

kellic quentes

A ship name for Kellin Quinn (sleeping with sirens) and Vic Fuentes (pierce the veil).

Omg Kellic Quentes is otp!!!

by Pierce The Magcon With Sirens August 8, 2015

quetus

A queer fetus

According to some people become gay in the womb. That would be a Quetus

by Jethah February 18, 2011

Quentun

A sexy man, most likly to coolest most badass awesome person you know.

A quentun walked into my classroom.

by Quentun brown August 19, 2013

Quentisha

(noun, 2nd def.) Pronounciation: Kwen-TI-shuh
An increasingly popular name. Female modification of Quentin (Latin origins) meaning "the fifth". Mistaken for a "ghetto" name when seen for its length and uniqueness, it actually sounds quite pretty when spoken by the user.

She's the youngest of five, so her parents named her Quentisha.

by muststandup49 April 28, 2011