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Queetus is the God of Memes, Bros and Good times. Queetus was discovered in Australia by 2 teenage boys in the year 2018. Queetus appeared to them in class and told them to spred his great name, and they did. The boys first revealed Lord Queetus to 3 others in year Year level and since then they have done everything they could to build a society of Memes in the name of their Lord and jumpo start their new glorious religion known as Queetism. To this day the religion of Queetism is still alive.
Oh my Queetus.
Queetus by theBLACKelder July 30, 2018
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The royal unit of measurement as derived from the current British monarch in power, currently Queen Elizabeth II.
The Queen ruminates at a stature of some 163cm, however the “queenus” refers particularly to the length from the “snout to anus” of said Monarch.
This is defined in metric configurations as 65cm (or 13 tim tams).
It is one of those clever and remarkable words which is simultaneously agreeable in a singular and plural context.
“1 Queenus”, also “3 Queenus”.
My desk is 3 queenus wide.
queenus by niapeacock June 28, 2010
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Someone who excessively queefs.

A fictional purple character with large eyes who is obcessed with queefing.

My girlfriend, Angel
Greg: Angel, did you make that noise?
Angel: Yes, I did
Greg: You Queefus!
Queefus by Gwilli83 June 3, 2010
According to some people become gay in the womb. That would be a Quetus
quetus by Jethah February 18, 2011
1. satisfaction of a duty or debt.
2. rest or a release, esp. death.
"Who would bear the whips and scorns of time . . . when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin?" --Hamlet
quietus by Antinous September 12, 2003
the moment between life and death, where all is still and rushing from past to the very moment you pass through the light, to whatever may become of you
As i lay dying, i passed into a dream, i met quietus, i was greeted with a smile.
quietus by Fantasioso December 13, 2003
Quentus ist eine Vereinigung im Süden Baden-Württemberg. Ihr Motto ist Quentus without Talentes das besagt, dass alle wie sie sich nennen Quentussen in allem möglichst schlecht sein müssen beispielsweise: die jüngeren Mitglieder dieser "Sekte" zum Beispiel loosen in der Schule absichtlich ab und die älteren arbeiten solange kaum bis garnicht bis sie durch ihr geringes einkommen "Endich" dazu gezwungen sind bei dem unterkomplexen Baumschüler Mika Brossma arbeiten zu "dürfen".
Quentus ist dumm.
Quentussen sind dumm.
Quentus by schneilu May 6, 2022
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