Pumpkined

Extremely drunk and high at the same time. Usually from weed but any drug is fine.

Nick and Jake were so pumpkined last night! They thought they were the only real things in the universe and Jake threw a pumpkin at my face!

by Awesomestoner October 27, 2011

pumpkined

To run through a corridor with haste (generally a corridor near a library) and exclaim ‘Pumpkin’ with high volume.

Yesterday he pumpkined the library

by De’aths Boyfriend x March 15, 2024

slobb-r-pumpkined

a state of krunk up speech and action after you get really tweeked

he was so slobb-r-pumpkined after the he smoked that bolo.

by peeps February 12, 2004

Pumpkin Party

Not slang

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...

by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020

Pumpkinsexual

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.

"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!

"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013

Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018