Progrussian

A Russian troll masquerading as a Bernie Sanders supporter or a member of the far left on internet forums. Will usually spend their days championing "both sides are equally bad" logic and sow concern over the electability of Democratic candidates ad nauseam.

Rarely seen protesting in right-wing spaces where resistance would add an extra layer of work, likely due to collaboration.

Black_Hippie_Chick99 was a Progrussian troll that feigned support for Bernie's campaign online but in real life, lived as a fat, balding Russian named Dmitri in Omsk. She told people not to bother voting because "BERNIE OR BUST! SHE'LL WIN ANYWAY!" don't bother!"

by QVD92 April 14, 2020

progressial

The adjective form of the noun “progress.” Not to be confused with “progressive.” Some may say it’s not a real word, but most beg to differ. Used to describe something that made progress.

By building that cobblestone generator in our Minecraft world, we were progressial.

by progressialisreal August 3, 2021

The Epic Chord Progression

The same four chords used in nearly every hit song which could be defined as "epic". Many people are fooled by the various transpositions, but its all the same stuff. The most popular progression of course being Em, C, G, D (just one example). Please note, the progression can start on any one of the chords, but it will include the other three invariably.
(First noted by a pair of absurdly innovative Oregon high school students).

Musically Uninformed Person:
"OMG! I love Owl City, they talk to my core being and are soooo origional!1!!!"

Musically Informed Person:
"You're a bitch slave to the music industry"

Record Executive:
"Well Jim, we found this new hot young singer who dresses really fuckin' weird like, so they're gonna love her, but she can't write music for shit!"
Co-Conspiring Producer:
"Well that's no problem! Just throw the epic chord progression at 'em with an edgy music video and they'll eat it right up!"

Just to name a few:

MGMT "Kids"
Apologize by One Republic
Lost by Coldplay
Numb by Linkin Park
It's My Life by Bon Jovi
Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson
All You Wanted by Michelle Branch
Snow Hey Oh by RHCP
The Scientist by Coldplay
All American Rejects - (take your pick)
"Poker Face"Lady GaGa

"Rebellion" Arcade Fire
"Vanilla Twilight"Owl City
"For Reasons Unknown"The Killers
Red Hot Chili Peppers "Snow"
I'm Yours by Jason Mraz
Swing Swing Swing by All American Rejects
Hot N Cold by Katy Perry
With or Without You by U2
When I Come Around by Green Day
Let It Be by The Beatles
Don't Stop Believin by Journey
No One - Alicia Keys
Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx
Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas
Sway - Bic Runga
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

And countless others
You've just been disillusioned.
Rawk

by OregonRawk April 7, 2010

Nostalgic Progression

In relation to video games: giving the feeling of nostalgia in a series full of nostalgia while keeping the gameplay fresh to the point it'll be remembered as nostalgia in it's own right and not a gimmick.

What is Nostalgic Progression:

-Super Mario Brother 1, 3 and Super Mario 64
-Metroid, Super Metroid, Metroid Prime
-Castlevaina, 3, 4, Symphony of the Night
-Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past, Ocarina, Majora's mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess

What isn't:

-Super Mario Sunshin
-Metroid Prime 2 Echos
-Any 3D Castlevaina released to date(6/25/2010)
-Zelda 2, Zelda's Adventure.

by KanameTousen June 28, 2010

bored progression

n. The process by which one ends up browsing various Wikipedia articles or Youtube videos that are of little or no interest but seemed like they might be interesting at the time. It's likely you'll end up on something totally irrelevant and forget what you were supposed to be doing.

Clearly, the expression is a pun on the musical term "chord progression".

My assignment was on the European Union but after a bored progression I ended up learning about flying lizards

by icyheights December 21, 2010

crippling progression

It's when you succeed so much that you lose the ability to walk and use all other motor functions.

Why is Kyle just laying on the floor, he's been there for like a week. He has crippling progression from all of his TikTok clout

by Barry Mcawkinner February 1, 2020

Progression

1. The epic and unparalleled event of taking multiple alcoholic shots, the number of which is significant (ie. years of marriage, number of V-cards taken, etc.), in order to expedite the process of pregaming. The use of a theme song is highly recommended, though not required.

2. The act of progressing.

"Dood, Timmy just took a 13 shot progression for his frat's 13th anniversary and now he's puking in the bathtub."

by Meesch April 18, 2013