Potato

Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.

The naked witches danced around the holy potato.

by Asleo☆☽♡☼ March 25, 2017

Potato

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.

"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"

by Chdonga January 1, 2012

Potato

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

by beauty_bubs97 September 11, 2014

Potato

Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.

I am a Potato.

by Bryn Tilney May 8, 2013

Potato

A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.

"That was some potatoes right there"

"Last night was so full of potatoes"

"Are you with potatoes right now?"

by FuneralMoon1533 January 17, 2013

Potato

The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p

MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!

by Blitzs November 14, 2012

Potato

What an insane person thinks their species is

Person 1-- I'M A POTATO!!!!!!
Person 2--(behind person 1's back) he is a total wacko

by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 9, 2018