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Pornothology

Watching videos of birds mating is considered pornothology
by awmm January 17, 2017
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Pornythologist

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.
David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.
by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009
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pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.
Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...
by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010
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Pornithology

The popular hobby of males of all ages involving the spotting of the female species or "birds". Pornithology is strictly limited towards the spotting of those of an attractive nature with whom you as spotter would like to perform acts of a pornographic nature as the spotting of those who do not qualify defiles the purpose of the hobby. The spotting of genuine subjects should be accompanied with thoughts and aims only of an extremely perverse sexual nature.
Is that the lesser spotted far eastern bukkake lover? No I am quite mistaken it is the more commonly seen Eastern European blonde big tit and look there are lots of them -fantastic! Let's see if we can catch one. Not to be confused with flying animal spotting or "ornithology" who gives a **** about that? Pornithology. Enjoy.
by Eric Sean Dipper October 14, 2006
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Pornothologist

A person who spends most of their time watching porn and is intimately familiar with most porn stars and their mating behaviour.
Joe: Hey how come Trevor never gets out much?
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.
by rediroma May 19, 2009
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Pornothologist

A person who makes videos of birds having sex
Jeffrey is a pornothologist. He filmed birds mating.
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pornithologist

A scientist who uses bio-acoustics to study the breeding behaviors of birds.
UC Davis Professor Gail Patricelli, a professor in the Department of Evolution and Ecology, will present her talk on “Tools of the Pornithologists” from 7 to 7:25 p.m.
by Paw Paw Gumdrops May 25, 2018
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