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Pornothologist

A person who spends most of their time watching porn and is intimately familiar with most porn stars and their mating behaviour.
Joe: Hey how come Trevor never gets out much?
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.
by rediroma May 19, 2009
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Pornothologist

A person who makes videos of birds having sex
Jeffrey is a pornothologist. He filmed birds mating.
by awmm January 17, 2017
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Pornythologist

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.
David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.
by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009
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cornothologist

a person who has devoted their lives to the study of every type of corn. Also a religion; cornothy, the worship of corn. Many people have devoted their lives to coernothy, in which you have to memorize every type of corn existing to man kind to be considered enlightened by the gods of Coern.
I want to be a cornothologist when I grow up!
by Coerngrl16 October 13, 2010
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pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.
Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...
by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010
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pornithologist

A scientist who uses bio-acoustics to study the breeding behaviors of birds.
UC Davis Professor Gail Patricelli, a professor in the Department of Evolution and Ecology, will present her talk on “Tools of the Pornithologists” from 7 to 7:25 p.m.
by Paw Paw Gumdrops May 25, 2018
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Pornathologist

A long-time porn enthusiast who keeps detailed notes of pages, timings and web addresses of notable scenes for future reference.
“What was the name of that one where they sat on each other’s faces at the very start?”
No idea - you’ll need to ask the pornathologist”
by Shiftpatty November 23, 2024
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