A device to keep poop from smearing on the bottom of the toilet. It carries the poop along the toilet and down smoothly without leaving traces behind thus eliminating any evidence. The poopwagon is accomplished simply by placing a long strip of toilet paper in the water vertically before pooping.
I rode the poopwagon in the bathroom because I didn't want anyone at work to know it was me who had just pooped.
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When you have anal sex with a girl and you suddenly pull it out of her ass and shove it in her vagina...leaving her vagina poop stained.
by imma retard April 14, 2009
Get the Poopvagina mug.Producing sexual stimulation by defecating into a woman's vagina, essentially using one's stool as a phallus, or substitute for the male genitalia.
A "perfect poopagina" requires forming an air-tight seal between the anus & vagina, never allowing the stool to "breathe" outside air.
The term "poopagina" was coined by Angel Rodriquez at UCLA's Hedrick Dining Hall, sometime around 2001, during a round-table discussion on the origin of sexual fetishes and how they are formulated.
The term "poopagina" has grown in popularity amongst the college circuit, most notably amongst California-based schools and universities.
Variations of the term include the following phrases:
1) 'Gine my poop - A command, made by a male, demanding that a female take, into their vagina, the male's stool (poop).
2) Poop my 'gine - A command, made by a female of their male partner, to have stool (poop) shoved into their vagina.
A "perfect poopagina" requires forming an air-tight seal between the anus & vagina, never allowing the stool to "breathe" outside air.
The term "poopagina" was coined by Angel Rodriquez at UCLA's Hedrick Dining Hall, sometime around 2001, during a round-table discussion on the origin of sexual fetishes and how they are formulated.
The term "poopagina" has grown in popularity amongst the college circuit, most notably amongst California-based schools and universities.
Variations of the term include the following phrases:
1) 'Gine my poop - A command, made by a male, demanding that a female take, into their vagina, the male's stool (poop).
2) Poop my 'gine - A command, made by a female of their male partner, to have stool (poop) shoved into their vagina.
Last night, I realized the culmination of my being, when I threw down a poopagina on my ex-girlfriend.
I took this slutty sorority girl up to my dorm, after a mixer, and was all set to bone down, but when she screamed out "Poop my 'gine!", I had to stop and think, for a second, about what kind of person I would be if I fulfilled her request. In a drunken stupor, I yelled out "GINE MY POOP!" at the top of my lungs and proceeded to slam down a steamy loaf into her gaping vagina.
I took this slutty sorority girl up to my dorm, after a mixer, and was all set to bone down, but when she screamed out "Poop my 'gine!", I had to stop and think, for a second, about what kind of person I would be if I fulfilled her request. In a drunken stupor, I yelled out "GINE MY POOP!" at the top of my lungs and proceeded to slam down a steamy loaf into her gaping vagina.
by poopagina August 10, 2010
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Stumpy: 'Dat prop Estella Havisham in "Great Expectations" is merely da poontagonist of Phillip; had he shagged dat fine bitch-ass he'd of moved on to all dem ripe artshop ho's who be wantin' on him and wulda neva looked back!
Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.
Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.
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