Poonwap

The poonflap.

Peter decided to shock Sally in the poonwap with his tazer. Peter got kicked in his Jan Meneer short after.

Peter lost the fight.

by PietVanPlaas August 27, 2008

Poonwan

sumone that acts as wrongly as a dirty pussy

'Oli your such a poonwan, u always have your top of bruv!'

by Rishi Mehra, HS May 30, 2008

poonyaporn

the act of being strange in several ways and then describing your spazzes as 'asian'.

that girl is such a poonyaporn! and I love her!

by swizzlestick21 March 14, 2009

Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

by mtfrkl March 11, 2015

poongap

The space between a girls thighs, usually found in ladies of the skinnier variety with not so much of the flesh on their bones.

Bloody hell Steve, look at the Poongap on that, she wouldn't catch any pigs!

by SammyPeeps April 2, 2009

poonapotomus

The overweight sea cow that you'll have sex with.

Man that hot chick won't fuck me, guess I'm gonna have to get with that poonapotomus

by duTiFul April 9, 2009

poonap

To rest your eyes for a short time period whilst mid-poo resulting in your friends wondering why you to took so long in the toilet.

Jane: What on earth have you been up to John? You were in the toilet for ages!
John: Sorry, I just had a little poonap.

by MrsKensington September 4, 2016