Poomi

A poomi is someone who doesnt under stand life properly and is usually of adolescence, a poomi is someone who is also a waste of space and Resources, and thinks they are so called "cool", and usually grows up to be a failure and a nobody, a poomi is basically that rude ass kid back in school that says, lit or true and talks like a poof

OI mate, stop being a fucking poomi ya dog, grow up and realise what the real world is like, ya fockin dambass

by The down to earth person September 7, 2017

Poomie

Anything to do with the anus, anal, or smelly bottoms in general

I would really like to fuck your poomie

Cum in my poomie
I can see your poomie

by Poomie__11 May 31, 2009

POOMIE

A Poor Homie. A homie who dresses up in fake and tattered clothing

That poomie is stealing my lunch from the bin.

by NAWDOG June 7, 2009

Poomy

The most amazing girl in the world. She is a tiger.

POOMY

by your_dog November 23, 2013

Poomies

When you get the zoomies after a mad poo

My dog had the POOMIES after his poop today

“Poobekah had the POOMIES today”

by Poobekah June 9, 2024

Poomies

When someone or an animal gets the zoomies after a poo!

“My pup poobekah had the POOMIES today, must have been a big poo”

by Poobekah June 9, 2024

Poomie

When you think that you’re something but you’re not.

Example 1:
Maria (the nerd): I’m so cool.
Cathy: You’re poomie.

Example 2:

Boyo (the ugly boy): I’m handsome.
Carla: You’re soooo poomie.

by boyoandcarla March 13, 2021