When someone who has an iPod ignores your existence due to the music, video or app they are engaged in.
by sme3 December 27, 2011
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A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008
Get the pollocking the toilet mug.Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012
Get the padlocking mug.The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner
by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011
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by Mercunseason13 October 22, 2011
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Person 2: which one, popping or locking?
Person 1: yes exactly
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Person 2: which one, popping or locking?
Person 1: yes exactly
Person 2: ITS TWO DIFFERENT DANCES!!!
by Verbal Radiation April 14, 2011
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