Plouter

A person or group of people that are into tapping Plout

Me "I never expected that Marc was a Plouter"

Other "Ya man he really likes the Plout"

by B.C. Plout September 8, 2010

ploiter

To duff along and kill time at work, while doing nothing, but trying to create the impression of working

'Do you have anything to do this afternoon?' 'No, I will just ploiter along until home time'.

by Adetheshades November 28, 2013

plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

by Splocious January 22, 2012

Party Pouter

Someone who spends an entire party bitch about who isn’t there or how late some people are in showing up or how early they are in leaving. This is usually all they talk about which pisses off everyone at the party.

“Don’t invite her, she’s a party pouter and she’ll spend the entire night bitching that her friends aren’t there.”

When Ricardo starting turning into a party pouter the host told him to either leave or shut up.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Plonter

Plonter is a Maze kind of a mess,biding,having many knots.
Also, the plot became a plonter causing maze.

The fisherman made a Plonter while working with the ropes.
The electrician made a mess a Plonter in the lines.
The weaving girl had a huge Plonter in the weaving threads.
...can't clear that plonter.

by Shi Ouz October 5, 2005

Ploitering

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

by Harden_soul June 8, 2016