Phillip’s Paradox

When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.

Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.

by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023

phillips screw driver

4 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Milk of Magnesia

Friend 1: "I am really hungover!"

Friend 2: "Here, have a phillips screw driver."

by Westex November 17, 2006

Phillip's Head

The act of using a twisting motion while giving a blowjob.

She was tasting my tool, then she whipped out some phillip's head and I was screwed!

by StaticCatfish July 24, 2023

Phillips Middle School

The Gays Are Taking Over... Mr. Ware please help me.

They have me hostage please help... There is no escape from Phillips Middle School

by Hazel's Bitch December 17, 2019

Dr. Phillips High School

A high school which many rich and ghetto kids go to, it is home to one of the best football teams in the nation because people around the nation come there, they are known for being complete douches,athletes, nerds, or complete potheads/drugies/drinkers.

p1:Thats the qb from Dr. Phillips High School!
p2:the guy that traveled from alaska to play for them?
p1:yea

by xXbeyotch69beyotchXx August 2, 2011

Phillips Middle School

A dictatorship that has worse facilities than Smith, has old fart teachers, a control-freak principal, and lots of students who can't wait for High School.

"I go to Phillips Middle School."
"Ahhhhh" ***runs away, lights themselves on fire, jumps out of window into a pot of boiling kerosene***

by A Very Bored Student October 17, 2008

Senora Way-Phillips

noun \ˈbich\

1: the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals

2a : a lewd or immoral woman

b : a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman —sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse

3: something that is extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant

Why is she being such a Senora Way-Phillips? I thought I was her friend!

by heyheyheyblah January 2, 2011