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Permacrust

The stuff you find at the bottom of your trash can underneath the liner. Usually consists of some kind of old dried sticky spill, maybe a random paper towel and some other gross kitchen related products
I took out the trash the other day and I noticed that the permacrust in the bottom of the trash can looked like it was growing something
by Gretchen0807 July 21, 2009
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Permacunt

When somebody has acted cuntishely on a frequent basis. Permacunt differs from cunt in that the reputation of said person has become so immensely cuntish that they will forever be deemed a cunt.
-"She is such a cunt, she will permanently be a cunt."
-"Yeah, man, she's a permacunt for sure."
by My Name Isn't Tyler Allen September 20, 2011
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Permacrud

Permacrud is the irremovable layer of filth ground into the carpeting and/or floorboards of a hooptie. It is usually comprised of crumbs of food, trash, rust, dirt, mud, spilled beer, tobacco, weed, and various types of "mold". This is the layer below the beer cans, snack bags, and cigarette butts.

Permacrud is formed over a period of years, appearing as vehicle "matures" into a hooptie. It takes years of neglect, regular intervals of pressure from passengers' footwear, and exposure to seasonal temperature changes for permacrud to form.

Once formed, permacrud cannot be removed without removing the carpeting and/or floorboards.
My old lady: "I thought you cleaned this piece of shit!"

Me: "I did! Do you see any any beer cans or McDonald's bags anywhere?"

My old lady: "EWWW it's gross!"

Me: "It's just permacrud. Get in the fucking car and and work the blinker for me would ya?"
by the dude with the hooptie February 7, 2013
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Permaculture

The word permaculture, coined by Australians Bill Mollison and David Holmgren during the 1970s, is a portmanteau of permanent agriculture as well as permanent culture. Through a series of publications, Mollison, Holmgren and their associates documented an approach to designing human settlements, in particular the development of perennial agricultural systems that mimic the structure and interrelationship found in natural ecologies.

Permaculture design principles extend from the position that "The only ethical decision is to take responsibility for our own existence and that of our children" (Mollison, 1990). The intent was that, by rapidly training individuals in a core set of design principles, those individuals could design their own environments and build increasingly self-sufficient human settlements — ones that reduce society's reliance on industrial systems of production and distribution that Mollison identified as fundamentally and systematically destroying the Earth's ecosystems.

While originating as an agro-ecological design theory, permaculture has developed a large international following of individuals who have received training through intensive two week long 'permaculture design courses'. This 'permaculture community' continues to expand on the original teachings of Mollison and his associates, integrating a range of ideas of alternative culture, through a network of training, publications, permaculture gardens, and internet forums. In this way permaculture has become both a design system and a loosely defined philosophy or lifestyle ethic.
A Forest Garden is the best example of Permaculture.
by Mocosoloco December 21, 2008
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Permafrosting

The state of being casually, sociably or lightly buzzed for inordinate amounts of time, e.g., a few days. Permafrosting usually involvs drinking upon waking up, and continuing to do so into the night (see: wake'n'drank.) Usually done on weekends or short vacations in foreign countries with a warm climate.
"Doesn't that gentleman look jovial?"
"Yes, I believe he's been permafrosting."

"Good morning Ms., care for a cocktail?"
"Yes, quite."
"Let us permafrost."
by i81u812didntu? March 4, 2009
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permacast

Perpetual gray skies, as those found in the Pacific Northwest, most notably Portland.
"By February, months of permacast had me needing to get out of Portland and find some sun."
by spenceronehalf November 17, 2005
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Permagustie

A graduate of Gustavus Adolphus College that never leaves.
Catherine is a permagustie. She graduated from Gustavus Adolphus College, got a job there, and remained until her retirement.
by Arnold T. Pants, esq. May 23, 2008
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