Perbor

A race of increasingly pissed off gecko's that will one day manifest themselves in the form of the unstoppable Richard Simmons and slowly devour all in its path.

Run like the fucking wind! The Perbor's are here!

by The Devil's Reject October 17, 2008

Performance activism

When someone uses a “woke” cause to ensure their social media following knows that they care... when actually, all they care about is their influencer status and the amount of like they’ll get.

“Hey, have you seen that Guy is constantly posting about this cause on his feed?”
“Yeah, of course... they have to at least LOOK like they care. Performance activism is his forte. That’s perfect follower material, right there!”

by MisSTeresaGreen June 9, 2020

Performance Punishment

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.

Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

performative wokeness

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.

People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.

by Brainshrub August 28, 2019

Performative Bisexuality

Carrying out homosexual acts in front of an audience with the sole intention of attracting a heterosexual partner.

I know Rosie kissed Molly last night but it’s only performative bisexuality because Ben was watching ...

by Thenonperformativebisexual July 7, 2020

Perbert

A silly way of calling someone a Pervert. The v in pervert is replaced with a b because of how Koreans sometimes pronounce it. Originates in Twitch Streamer HAchubby's channel.

Nymn: "Look at his butt!"
HAchubby: "You are just perbert."

by NammersArePepega October 22, 2019