Penile

1. A penile is your DING DONG penis.
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."

Person 1: "Awmg I be jealous of your penile, brah!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"

by <33Divine<33 September 26, 2010

Penile

Pronunciation: 'pE-"nIl
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or affecting denial of the penis. Most commonly denial of the lack of length.

Have you seen how small that poor guy's penis is? He is in total penile.

by slayer of ignorance September 26, 2005

Penile

An extremely large penis.
Origin: The words "penis" and "Nile" combined; the Nile river being a long body of water that is worshiped for bringing life to Egypt.

My boyfiend has a great penile.

by Allora December 2, 2003

penility

(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.

A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.

Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?

Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??

by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011

penile

Of the penis

Oh no, someone got penile discharge all over the seat

by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003

Peniles

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.

Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.

by Real defs March 2, 2015

penilized

penilized means to be 'screwed' or 'fucked' whether you liked it or not

Why should this group get away with the same things other groups were penilized for?

by word warlock October 2, 2010