Platty

aka Bud Light Platinum

Just bought four tall platty's tonight, should be feelin nice in a few hours.

by Drinkinemnow December 6, 2012

Platty

a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...

you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable

by Daz January 4, 2005

Platty

To act so utterly stupid the special ed student calls you retarded.

Oh my fucking god Dominic you are being such a platty.

by Haihatu February 13, 2020

Platty

n. Your sarcastic, hypothetical Platinum credit card so you can feel make believe rich for a split second.

Girl "Honey, i neeed those Choo's... Will you get them for me? Pleeeeaaaase...."

Guy "Sure!"

Girl "Really?!"

Guy "I'll just stick them on my big, fat f***in' platty!"

by NRAL May 13, 2010

platty

PLATTY OF CHORLEY! sikk guy! top m8s! Generaly has a large penis.

platty of chorley m8s wiv some sound ppl

by chris platt January 14, 2008

Platty

Slang term for Anhueser Busch's alcoholic beverage, Bud Light Platinum. Contains 6% alcohol, 1.5% more than regular light lager.

"Hey, I got some plattys in the fridge, wanna come chill?"

"Pick me up some of them Plattys"

by Tony Ray Weiner May 29, 2018

Platty

The goat of goats; Generally has a huge penis that a lot of girls fantasize over

God do I wanna be like Platty

by gayanis_antetokounmpo April 24, 2021