NRAL's definitions

Platty

n. Your sarcastic, hypothetical Platinum credit card so you can feel make believe rich for a split second.

Girl "Honey, i neeed those Choo's... Will you get them for me? Pleeeeaaaase...."

Guy "Sure!"

Girl "Really?!"

Guy "I'll just stick them on my big, fat f***in' platty!"

by NRAL May 13, 2010