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Pittsy

The combonation of being moderately inebriated and acting in an overtly sex-positive manner. More-so when the subject would not usually act like this even when drunk.
"Sarah has had a little too much to drink and is acting really slutty to every guy she sees. Maybe someone should put her in a taxi before she does something really pittsy"
by Diurnal November 12, 2011
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PITTSY

new word coined from a spelling mistake made on msn, when supposed to write "tipsy"

basically the same meaning, only "slightly" higher up the scale of inebriation.
irnore me spelling mistakes ... getting a weeeeeeee bit pittsy
lol ... tipsy**
woops ... ignore**
by TheOddlyCutCookie July 9, 2010
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Pittsy

An idiot. Someone who puts there two cents in when it is unwanted.
Pittsy says "Frog is a term used by jingoistic brutal american assholes to make themselves seem better than other cultures."
by alchemy119 August 31, 2003
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Pittsburgh Nelly

1) A Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.

2) A certain fork in the Missouri river named after the said whore.

3) A derogatory slang term used to describe a sexually overactive and altogether unattractive female.

This term was popularized by Chris Farley while portraying the fictional character Bartholomew Hunt in 1998's Almost Heroes.
That sick old town bike was a real Pittsburgh Nelly.
by holyshiite November 15, 2010
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Trans-Pittsford Highway

Trans-Pittsford Highway (aka Mendon Center Road) is a North-South road. People from Mendon Center use this road to pass through Pittsford as quickly as possible on their way to all points North. The road’s posted speed limit ranges from 40 to 50 mph depending on the section, though people typically go 55 to 60 mph on the road. At one point, just past the swamp (aka Autumn Woods development), one must screech to a halt as Pittsford soccer moms turn onto the highway from Barker Road at 10 mph and then turn off again a few hundred feet later at Willard (as in the rat) Road, again at 10 mph. Pittsford wouldn’t be so bad if you could just pass through it more quickly. All those little boxes tend to make Mendonians ill.
“I hate those Pittsford soccer moms. They pull out onto the Trans-Pittsford Highway in front of oncoming traffic and then drive incredibly slowly. It's almost as if they are daring us, "hit me, hit me.”
by Lance369 January 12, 2014
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Pittsburgh Date

An instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.

*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA
Person 1: "hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a Pittsburgh date!"

Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"
by Charlie Bityacaukoff January 23, 2014
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Aunt Pittypat

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.
Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.
by GRocco August 21, 2017
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